I have to tell you this.... Please understand me

I received a beautiful email and felt compelled to share it.

Money has no memory. Experience has. You will never know what the total cost of your education was, but for a lifetime you will recall and relive the memories of schools and colleges. Few years from now, you will forget the amount you paid to settle the hospitalization bill, but will ever cherish having saved your mother's life or the life you get to live with the just born. You won't remember the cost of your honeymoon, but to the last breath remember the experiences of the bliss of togetherness. Money has no memory. Experience has.

Good times and bad times, times of prosperity and times of poverty, times when the future looked so secure and times when you didn't know from where the tomorrow will come... life has been in one way or the other a roller-coaster ride for everyone. Beyond all that abundance and beyond all that deprivation, what remains is the memory of experiences. Sometimes the wallet was full... sometimes even the pocket was empty. There was enough and you still had reasons to frown. There wasn't enough and you still had reasons to smile. Today, you can look back with tears of gratitude for all the times you had laughed together, and also look back with a smile at all the times you cried alone. All in all, life filled you with experiences to create a history of your own self, and you alone can remember them all.

The first time you balanced yourself on your cycle without support... The first time she said 'yes' and it was two years since you proposed... The first cry... the first steps... the first word... the first kiss... all of your child... The first gift you bought for your parents and the first gift your daughter gave you... The first award... the first public appreciation... the first stage performance... And the list is endless... Experiences, with timeless memory... No denying that anything that's material cost money, but the fact remains the cost of the experience will be forgotten, but the experience never.
So, what if it's economic recession? Let it be, but let there not be a recession to the quality of your life. You can still take your parents, if not on a pilgrimage, at least to the local temple. You can still play with your children, if not on an international holiday, at least in the local park. It doesn't cost money to lie down or to take a loved one onto your lap. Nice time to train the employees, create leadership availability and be ready for the wonderful times when they arrive. Hey! Aspects like your health, knowledge development and spiritual growth are not economy dependent.
Time will pass... economy will revive... currency will soon be in current... and in all this; I don't want you to look back and realize you did nothing but stayed in gloom. Recession can make you lose out on money. Let it not make you lose out on experiences... If you are not happy with what you have, no matter how much more you have, you will still not be happy.
Make a statement with the way you live your life: How I feel has nothing to do with how much I have.

Echo

The Echo of Life

A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly, he trips and feeling a sharp pain he screams, "Ahhhhhh!" Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the mountain, "Ahhhhh!" Filled with curiosity, he screams, "Who are you?" but the only answer he receives is, "Who are you?" This makes him angry, so he screams, "You are a coward!" and the voice answers, "You are a coward!" He looks at his father, asking, "Dad, what is going on?” Son," the man replies, "pays attention!" Then he screams,” I admire you!" The voice answers, "I admire you!" The father shouts, "You are wonderful!" and the voice answers, "You are wonderful!"The boy is surprised, but still can't understand what is going on. The father explains, "People call this an 'echo' but truly it is 'life!' Life always gives you back what you give out. Life is a mirror of your actions. If you want more love, give more love. If you want more kindness, give more kindness. If you want understanding and respect, give under standing and respect. If you want people to be patient and respectful to you, give patience and respect. This rule of nature applies to every aspect of our lives."Life always gives you back what you give out. Your life is not a coincidence, but a mirror of your own doings.

The World to Me………

The World to Me………

Happiness and sadness, caring and trust

Are what love and friendship are made up to be

They fill your heart with beautiful feelings

for that someone special, you see.

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It's in those times of happiness

That you both give a hug and smile.

But it's in those times of sadness

That special person will walk a mile.

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It's even when you're far apart

That you care for each other so much.

You naturally look after each other,

Although you're not within each other?s touch.

Last, but not least,Love is built on trust.

It?s something that should come naturally,

Although it is a must.

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Nothing really matters anymore;

because even in your absence...

you?ll always mean the world to me.

Best Islamic website

Dear Brothers and sisters,
Asalamu alaikum warehmatullah wabarakatuhu:
I would like to share a best Islamic website. http://www.aswatalislam.net/ has huge collection of many audio, video
and text lectures of outstanding scholars around the globe.
The lectures are in different languages and on different topics. May Allah Subhanahu Talla guide us on the right
path which goes straight to Him and let us practise Islam the way our prophets did. Ameen
O our Lord, do not suffer our hearts to go astray after You have (rightly) guided us,
grant us mercy from You, for verily You and You (alone) are the ever bestower. (ALI IMRAN: 8)

Benefits of Honey

Honey; medicine of the Quraan, for all diseases
By: Dr. Qazi Shaikh Abbas Borhany
Attorney At Law, Karachi-Pakistan
Member, Ulama Council of Pakistan
Pablished,on 03-03-2006 in MAG,Pakistan

This information is provided to supplement the care provided by your physician. It is neither intended nor implied to be a substitute of medical advice; no doubt honey is a miraculous.

Demand of Honey today is higher than the ancient times. All Sacred Scriptures have discussed its merit. Chinese, Greece, and Roman accounts also provide us non counted benefits of Honey. The Ancient Egyptians have used Honey as a preserving substance. When King Edward I of England, who died in 1307, was exhumed in 1774, his hands and face were found to be well pre-served. This condition was attributed to the fact that they had been coated with a thin layer of wax and honey. Indian Sacred Scriptures, compiled around 1500 (B.C.) also contain references of Honey. Hindu believed that eating Honey would enable them to maintain good health. According to the faith of Hindus, Krishna has been depicted as a Bee. In the region of Attica in ancient Greece, there were 20,000 hives to which people traveled great distances to benefit from the Honey, believing that it would improve their health and helped them to recover from illness. Welsh and Celtic folk lore has abundant references on the sweet substance. At one point in their history, the Welsh paid their taxes in form of Honey. Honey, a remarkable thick liquid, has occupied a prominent place in traditional medicines throughout world history. The ancient Egyptians, Assyrians, Chinese, Greeks and Romans employed honey for wounds and diseases of the gut. Honey is frequently mentioned in the works of poets and writers, especially by the oriental and classical writers. Honey represented to them all things that are sweet and pleasing to the taste, to the mind and to the heart. Honey, like the bees, was a symbol of spirituality and also of poetic inspiration; it was looked upon as psychic nourishment—the food of the saints, carried by the bees even to the divine throne. Honey is mentioned widely through "The Bible": A few quotations are as follows:
§ "Then their father Israel said to them: "If it must be, then do this: Put some of the best products of the land in your bags and take them down to the man as a gift - a little balm and a little honey, some spices and myrrh, some pistachio nuts and almonds." (Genesis 43:11)
§ "I Am the Rubb (Lord) of your father, the Rubb of Ibrahim (Abraham), the Rubb of Ishaq and the Rubb of Yaqub (Jacob)." At this, Mosa (Moses) hid his face, because he was afraid to look at Rubb. The Rubb said: "I have indeed seen the misery of my people in Egypt. I have heard them crying out because of their slave drivers, and I am concerned about their suffering. So I have come down to rescue them from the hand of the Egyptians and to bring them up out of that land into a good and spacious land, a land flowing with milk and honey - the home of the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites." (Exodus 3:6-8) Milk and honey were dietary staples for the semi-nomadic Israelites of Biblical times, so Palestine would indeed be a promising home, abounding in goats and swarming with bees.
§ Sulaiyman says: "My son! Eat honey for it is good." (Proverbs 24: 13)
For many reasons honey was one of the most popular foods among the people of the "New and the Old Testament". It became a symbol for abundance and divine blessings- therefore tiding was given in the following wordings: "a land of milk and Honey," so it was the promised goal of the Bani Israel. Tradition says that when Kind David made his triumphant entry into Jerusalem with the Ark, the treat he brought with him were Honey cakes. And he distributed to all gatherings of Israel, both men and women, to everyone a ring-shaped cake of bread, a date cake and a raisin cake. (2 Samuel 6:19). In each part of the global village, there are many towns, mountains, lakes and rivers which are associated with the word honey. The conception of honey was associated with everything that was holy, agreeable and beneficial. The origin of these traditions and customs is almost impossible to trace. The use of honey was only rarely omitted during birth-rites. Among Babylonians, Iranians, Egyptians and Hebrews, honey and milk was the first food which touched the lips of a new-born. During Hindu birth ceremonies, after a male infant is born and the umbilical cord is severed, the father touches the lips of the son with honey taken from a golden vessel and applies it with a golden spoon, at the same time giving the child its name. The Quraan and the Hadith literature refer Honey as a healer of disease. Quraan says: "Bees were inspired through inborn advice by the Rubb, instructing: "Make hives in mountains, in trees and in that which they (human) build. Then eat of all the fruits and follow the ways of your Rubb submissive. There comes out from within (their bodies) a drink of various hues (honey), in it is healing (effect) for human. Verily in this is a sign for the people who consider". (Surat No. 16: Ayaat Nos. 68-69). A Hadith says: "Honey is a remedy for every physical illness and the Quraan is a remedy for all mental illness, therefore, I recommend to you both as remedies, the Quraan and honey." One Hadith reported that a person approached Rasulullah (S.A.W.A.), and asked medicine for his brother who was suffering from stomach disorder. Rasulullah (S.A.W.A.) Advised: "Let him drink honey." He approached again and Rasulullah (S.A.W.A.) responded the same. The person returned again, and requested: "I have done that." Rasulullah (S.A.W.A.) then declared in crystal clear term: "Allah has said the truth, but your brother's stomach has told a lie. Let him drink honey." He drank it and was cured. Miraculous properties of honey are discussed in the Quraan and Ahadith some fourteen hundred years ago. Amongst the Muslims of Indian Subcontinent the most respected member of the family puts Ghutti, prepared by honey, into the mouth of the infant as its first food and holds honey over its head to ward off evil spirits. When the Pharaoh of Egypt gave the order that all male Hebrew children should be executed by drowning them in the Nile, Jewish mothers were constrained to give birth to their children in the fields. The mother of Mosa (A.S.) kept the future divine guide concealed for three months, and it would not be surprising if he also was brought up on honey. This might account for his wisdom, eloquence and farsighted powers. Rasulullah (S.A.W.A.) used to take honey early in the morning, and during noon and afternoon, while stomach was empty.

In birth, wedding and funeral ceremonies of most ancient nations and of many of the primitive races to this day, honey has played an important role. Significance of the word Honeymoon is very interesting. According to an ancient custom, the bride and groom eat honey and drink it during the first four weeks of their married life. Jannat is described in Islam as a promised place where faithful would enjoy with canals of milk and honey surrounded by Hurries.

"Al Shaikh al Raees", Abi Ali Sina (Avicenna), has provided many medicinal formulas in his work that included Honey and Bees-Wax among the ingredients. He advised:
§ It helps when you have a runny nose
§ cheers you up
§ makes you feel fit
§ facilitates the digestion of food
§ gets rid of wind
§ improves the appetite
§ It is almost a provision for retaining youth
§ making the memory better, sharpening the wits
§ loosening the tongue
§ Honey has a beneficial effect on deep and infected ulcers.
§ When honey is taken for a cold, then patient should stay in bed, or at least at home, for honey causes one to sweat a great deal.
§ Linden honey is a particularly good diaphoretic.
§ Honey has also been used since time immemorial for diseases of the lungs.
§ A mixture of honey and Rose-petals in the early stages of Tuberculosis is considered effective when taken before noon.
§ Honey rids a wound of its stench
§ Prevents people from going blind when spread on the eyeball
§ Heals sores in the mouth
§ Causes urination
§ Eases the bowels
§ Soothes a cough
§ Heals poisoned bites and the bites of mad dogs
§ It has a good effect on deep wounds
§ Remedy for the lungs and the inner joints
§ Hazel nuts and honey helped in cases of chronic coughing and facilitated expectoration
§ Several spoons a day acted as an internal disinfectant
§ Those who uses their voice, should take two teaspoons in warm milk to soothe their throats
A Few Benefits Discussed By Experts
· Countless travelers have found that Honey works when nothing else does to end the distress of traveler’s diarrhea.
· Honey has the power to improving our mood and stimulating the part of the brain responsible for learning.
· It has the ability to attract and absorb moisture, which makes it remarkably soothing for minor burns and helps to prevent scarring.
· Memory of the people of senile dementia much improves after consuming glucose, a form of sugar found in honey.
· It helps kidneys and intestines to function better.
· Recent studies have proven that athletes, who took some honey before and after competing, recovered more quickly than those who did not.
· When honey is taken with rose-oil, it cures animal bites and effects of opium.
· For ulcers, honey should be taken 90 minutes to two hours before meals, or three hours afterward, preferably two hours before breakfast, midday meal and three hours after the evening meal. The honey should be dissolved in warm, boiled water. When taken just before meals, honey stimulates secretion of gastric juice.
· People with nervous conditions or suffering from exhaustion are recommended to drink glass of water in which honey and the juice of half a lemon have been dissolved, or to eat two tablespoons of honey, before going to bed.
· Lemon juice and honey is a good remedy in cases of hypertension, insomnia, and nervous conditions. Dissolve a spoonful of honey in a glass of water and add the juice of half a lemon. The beverage is pleasant and nutritious.
· A teaspoon of honey before bed is recommended for babies cutting teeth. It reduces the amount of phosphorus in the blood and so eases the pain.
· Two table spoons of honey prevent bed-wetting, as it causes dehydration and reduces the amount of calcium in the blood.
· Two tablespoons of honey taken regularly instead of supper help in cases of insomnia.
· It is advisable to give them a teaspoon of honey two or three times a day, but the dose should not exceed 30 to 40 grams daily.
· Applied Honey to someone infected with lice, it will kill both the lice and the eggs.
· Honey provides an important part of the energy needed by the body for blood formation. It helps in cleansing, regulating and facilitating blood circulation. It also functions as a protection against capillary problems and arteriosclerosis.

Beauty Tips

Beauty Tips
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair,let a child run his or herfingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anybody.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.
As you grow older, you will discoverthat you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
The beauty of a woman is not inthe clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, And the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!

10 Qualities of a good Manager

10 QUALITIES OF A GOOD MANAGER

1 Choose a field thoughtfully. Make it one you enjoy. It's hard to be productive without enthusiasm. This is true whether you're a manager or employee;

2 Hire carefully and be willing to fire. You need a strong team, because a mediocre team gives mediocre results, no matter how well managed it is. One mistake is holding on to somebody who doesn't measure up. It's easy to keep this person on the job because he's not terrible at what he does. But a good manager will replace him or move him to where he can succeed unambiguously;

3 Create a productive environment. This is a particular challenge because it requires different approaches depending on the context. Sometimes you maximize productivity by giving everybody his or her own office. Sometimes you achieve it by moving everybody into open space. Sometimes you use financial incentives to stimulate productivity. A combination of approaches is usually required. One element that almost always increases productivity is providing an information system that empowers employees.
When I was building Microsoft, I set out to create an environment where software developers could thrive. I wanted a company where engineers liked to work. I wanted to create a culture that encouraged them to work together, share ideas and remain motivated. If I hadn't been a software engineer myself, there's no way I could have achieved my goal;

4 Define success. Make it clear to your employees what constitutes success and how they should measure their achievements. Goal S must be realistic. Project schedules, for example, must be set by the people who do the work. People will accept a "bottoms-up" deadline they helped set, but they'll be cynical about a schedule imposed from the top that doesn't map to reality. Unachievable goals undermine an organization. At my company, in addition to regular team meetings and one-on-one sessions between managers and employees, we use mass gatherings periodically and E-mail routinely to communicate what we expect from employees. If a reviewer or customer chooses another company's product, we analyses the situation. We say to our people, "The next time around we've got to win. What's needed?" The answers to these questions help us define success;

5 To be a good manager, you have to like people and be good at communicating. This is hard to fake. If you don't enjoy interacting with people, it'll be hard to manage them well. You must have a wide range of personal contacts within your organization. You need relationships - not necessarily personal friendships - with a fair number of people, including your own employees. You must encourage these people to tell you what's going on and give you feedback about what people are thinking about the company and your role in it;

6 Develop your people to do their jobs better than you can. Transfer your skills to them. This is an exciting goal, but it can be threatening to a manager who worries that he's training his replacement. If you're concerned, asks your boss: "If I develop somebody who can do my job super well, does the company have some other challenge for me or not?" Many smart managers like to see their employees increase their responsibilities because it frees the managers to tackle new or undone tasks. There's no shortage of jobs for good managers. The world has an infinite amount of work to be done;

7 Build morale. Make it clear there's plenty of goodwill to go around and that it's not just you or some hotshot manager who's going to look good if things go well. Give people a sense of the importance of what they're working on - its importance to the company, its importance to customers;

8 Take on projects yourself. You need to do more than communicate. The last thing people want is a boss who just doles out stuff. From time to time, prove you can be hands-on by taking on one of the less attractive tasks and using it as an example of how your employees should meet challenges;

9 Don't make the same decision twice. Spend the time and thought to make a solid decision the first time so that you don't revisit the issue unnecessarily. If you're too willing to reopen issues, it interferes not only with your execution but also with your motivation to make a decision in the first place. People hate indecisive leadership; however, that doesn't mean you have to decide everything the moment it comes to your attention. Nor that you can't ever reconsider a decision.

10 Let people know whom to please. Maybe it's you, maybe it's your boss, and maybe it's somebody who works for you. You're I n trouble and risking paralysis in your organization when employees start saying to themselves: "Am I supposed to be making this person happy or this other person happy? They seem to have different priorities."
I don't pretend that these are the only 10 approaches a manager should keep in mind. There are lots of others. Just a month ago I encouraged leaders to demand bad news before good news from their employees. But these 10 ideas may help you manage well, and I hope they do.

Meaning of Love

Love

Eleven Proven ways to get along better wtih everyone

1. Before you say anything to anyone, ask, yourself 3 things.
a. Is it ture?
b. Is it kind?
c. Is it necessary?

2. Make promises sparingly and keep them faithfully.
3. Never miss the opportunity to compliment or say something encouraging to someone.
4. Refuse to talk negatively about others; don't gossip and don't listen to gossip
5. Have a forgiving view of people believe that most poeple are donig the best they can.
6. Keep an open mind; discuss, but don't argue.( It si possible to disagree with being disagreeable.
7. Forget about counting to 10. count to 1000 before doing or saying anything that could make matters worse.
8. Let your virtues speak for themselves
9. if someone criticizes you , see if there is any TRUTH to what he is saying; if so, make changes, if there is no TRUTH to the criticism, ignore it and live so that no one will believe the negative remark.
10. Cultivate your sense of humor; laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
11. Do not see so much to be consoled, as to console; do not seek so much to be much to be understood, as to understand do not seek so much to be loved as to love.

THE MAYONNAISE JAR AND 2 CUPS OF COFFEE

THE MAYONNAISE JAR AND 2 CUPS OF COFFEE

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough,
remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee...
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up verything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things -- your God, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions -- things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.
The sand is everything else -- the small stuff."
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls."
The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented?
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may
seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

Advice

A Father's Letter To His Son

Why student fail in exam?

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because the year has ONLY 365 days.
Breakup of a typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day. That day is student’s birthday.

Now tell me that how can a student pass?

Definitions of common Words!

Definitions of common Words!

Atom Bomb: An invention made to end all inventions.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Classic: A book which people praises, but do not read.

College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually looks forward to the trip.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing
through "the minds of either".

Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

How to put right person at right JOB(with appologies in advance)

How to put the right person in the right Job?

Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right Job? If yes, try this simple experiment.
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:
If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.
If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.
If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN QUANTITY CONTROL.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.
If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN STRATEGIC PLANNING.
AND last but not least....
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved - PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT. JUST FOR ENJOYMENT

Lesson

An eagle was sitting on a tree-resting. doing nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The
eagle answered, "Sure, why not?' So the rabbit sat on the ground below the
eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

For Chinese friends

Learn English


1) Words

烧饼 Clay oven rolls
油条 Fried bread stick
水饺 Boiled dumplings
馒头 Steamed buns
饭团 Rice and vegetable roll
皮蛋 100-year egg
咸鸭蛋 Salted duck egg
豆浆 Soybean milk
饭 类
稀饭 Rice porridge
白饭 Plain white rice
糯米饭 Glutinous rice
蛋炒饭 Fried rice with egg
面 类
刀削面 Sliced noodles
麻辣面 Spicy hot noodles
乌龙面 Seafood noodles
板条 Flat noodles
榨菜肉丝面 Pork , pickled mustard green noodles
米粉 Rice noodles
汤 类
紫菜汤 Seaweed soup
牡蛎汤 Oyster soup
蛋花汤 Egg & vegetable soup
鱼丸汤 Fish ball soup
点 心
臭豆腐 Stinky tofu (Smelly tofu)
油豆腐 Oily bean curd
虾球 Shrimp balls
春卷 Spring rolls
蛋卷 Chicken rolls
肉丸 Rice-meat dumplings
火锅 Hot pot



2) Sentences


1. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚!
2. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心!
3. What's wrong with you? 你怎么回事？
4. You shouldn't have done that! 你真不应该那样做!
5. You're a jerk! 你是个废物/混球!
6. Don't talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!
7. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？
8. What's your problem? 你怎么回事啊？
9. I hate you! 我讨厌你!
10. I don't want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你!
11. You're crazy! 你疯了!
12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗？(美国人绝对常用!)
13. Don't bother me. 别烦我。
14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。
15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失!
16. Leave me alone. 走开。
17. Get lost.滚开!
18. Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。
19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。
20. It's none of your business. 关你屁事!
21. What's the meaning of this? 这是什么意思？
22. How dare you! 你敢!
23. Cut it out. 省省吧。
24. You stupid jerk! 你这蠢猪!
25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。
26. I'm fed up. 我厌倦了。
27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了!
28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。
29. Shut up! 闭嘴!
30. What do you want? 你想怎么样？
31. Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗？
32. What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊？
33. How can you say that? 你怎么可以这样说？
34. Who says? 谁说的？
35. That's what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的!
36. Don't look at me like that. 别那样看着我。
37. What did you say? 你说什么？
38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病!
39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。
40. Drop dead. 去死吧!
41. Bug off. 滚蛋。
42. Don't give me your shit. 别跟我胡扯。
43. Don't give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。
44. You're a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。
45. You're an asshole. 你这缺德鬼。
46. You bastard! 你这杂种!
47. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。
48. You're nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。
49. It's not my fault. 不是我的错。
50. You look guilty. 你看上去心虚。
51. I can't help it. 我没办法。
52. That's your problem. 那是你的问题。
53. I don't want to hear it. 我不想听!
54. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。
55. Give me a break. 饶了我吧。
56. Who do you think you're talking to? 你以为你在跟谁说话？
57. Look at this mess! 看看这烂摊子!
58. You're so careless. 你真粗心。
59. Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth? 你到底为什么不跟我说实话？
60. I'm about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了!
61. What a stupid idiot! 真是白痴一个!
62. I'm not going to put up with this! 我再也受不了啦!
63. I never want to see your face again! 我再也不要见到你!
64. That's terrible. 真糟糕!
65. Just look at what you've done! 看看你都做了些什么!
66. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你!
67. You're a disgrace. 你真丢人!
68. I'll never forgive you! 我永远都不会饶恕你!
69. Don't nag me! 别在我面前唠叨!
70. I'm sick of it. 我都腻了。
71. You're such a bitch! 你这个婊子!
72. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around! 别鬼混了!
73. Mind your own business! 管好你自己的事!
74. You're just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物!/ 你一无是处!
75. You've gone too far! 你太过分了!
76. I loathe you! 我讨厌你!
77. I detest you! 我恨你!
78. Get the hell out of here! 滚开!
79. Don't be that way! 别那样!
80. Can't you do anything right? 成事不足,败事有余。
81. You're impossible. 你真不可救药。
82. Don't touch me! 别碰我!
83. Get away from me! 离我远一点儿!
84. Get out of my life. 我不愿再见到你。/ 从我的生活中消失吧。
85. You're a joke! 你真是一个小丑!
86. Don't give me your attitude. 别跟我摆架子。
87. You'll be sorry. 你会后悔的。
88. We're through. 我们完了!
89. Look at the mess you've made! 你搞得一团糟!
90. You've ruined everything. 全都让你搞砸了。
91. I can't believe you never. 你好大的胆子!
92. You're away too far. 你太过分了。
93. I can't take you any more! 我再也受不了你啦!
94. I'm telling you for the last time! 我最后再告诉你一次!
95. I could kill you! 我宰了你!
96. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事! (比尔·盖茨常用)
97. I can't believe a word you say. 我才不信你呢!
98. You never tell the truth! 你从来就不说实话!
99. Don't push me ! 别逼我!
100. Enough is enough! 够了够了!
101. Don't waste my time any more. 别再浪费我的时间了!
102. Don't make so much noise. I'm working. 别吵,我在干活。
103. It's unfair. 太不公平了。
104. I'm very disappointed. 真让我失望。
105. Don't panic! 别怕!
106. What do you think you are doing? 你知道你在做什么吗？
107. Don't you dare come back again! 你敢再回来!
108. You asked for it. 你自找的。
109. Nonsense! 鬼话!胡说八道!