Cute Fun

Eleven Proven ways to get along better wtih everyone

1. Before you say anything to anyone, ask, yourself 3 things.
a. Is it ture?
b. Is it kind?
c. Is it necessary?

2. Make promises sparingly and keep them faithfully.
3. Never miss the opportunity to compliment or say something encouraging to someone.
4. Refuse to talk negatively about others; don't gossip and don't listen to gossip
5. Have a forgiving view of people believe that most poeple are donig the best they can.
6. Keep an open mind; discuss, but don't argue.( It si possible to disagree with being disagreeable.
7. Forget about counting to 10. count to 1000 before doing or saying anything that could make matters worse.
8. Let your virtues speak for themselves
9. if someone criticizes you , see if there is any TRUTH to what he is saying; if so, make changes, if there is no TRUTH to the criticism, ignore it and live so that no one will believe the negative remark.
10. Cultivate your sense of humor; laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
11. Do not see so much to be consoled, as to console; do not seek so much to be much to be understood, as to understand do not seek so much to be loved as to love.

THE MAYONNAISE JAR AND 2 CUPS OF COFFEE

THE MAYONNAISE JAR AND 2 CUPS OF COFFEE

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough,
remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee...
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up verything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things -- your God, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions -- things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.
The sand is everything else -- the small stuff."
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls."
The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented?
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may
seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

That's how business is done

Conversation between Bapoo & his son.

Baboo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice* *
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"* *
Baboo: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."* *
**Son : "Well, in that case...ok"* *
Next Baboo approaches Bill Gates.* *
Baboo: "I have a husband for your daughter."* *
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"*
*
Baboo: "But this young man is a vice-president of the
World Bank."* *
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"* *
Finally Baboo goes to see the president of the World
Bank.* *
Baboo: "I have a young man to be recommended as a
vice-president."* *
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents
than I need!"* *
Baboo: "But this young man is Bill Gates's
son-in-law."* *
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"* *

**This is how business is done!!*

What's your designation

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered,they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

Advice

A Father's Letter To His Son

Magnet Toys

Radiaculum

Spiraculum

Why student fail in exam?

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because the year has ONLY 365 days.
Breakup of a typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day. That day is student’s birthday.

Now tell me that how can a student pass?

Make Your Life Better

Facts

The most destructive habit......................Worry
The greatest Joy...............................Giving
The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work...............Helping others
The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness
The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear
The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease............Excuses
The most powerful force in life..................Love
The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer........The brain
The worst thing to be without................... Hope
The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue
The two most power-filled words..............."I Can"
The greatest asset..............................Faith
The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity
The most beautiful attire......................SMILE!
The most prized possession................Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer
The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm
The most important thing in life..................GOD

MAKE PEOPLE THINK IN YOUR WAY

TWELVE WAYS TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK IN YOUR WAY

1. Show respect for the other person's opinions. Never tell a man he is wrong
2. The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it
3. If you are wrong admit it quickly and emphatically
4. Begin in a friendly way.
5. Get the other person saying "Yes" "Yes" immediately.
6. Let the other person do a great deal of the talking.
7. Let the other person feel that the idea is his
8. Talk in terms of the other man's interests
9. Try honestly to see things from the other person's point of view
10. Appeal to nobler motives.
11. Dramatize your ideas.
12. Throw down a challenge.

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